In other news
I was in a fog for most of my pregnancy. I could not remember things like my own phone number or make any decisions. In addition to being stupid, I was also completely clumsy.
I am glad to report that my brain seems to be back to normal. I have also lost the 32 lbs I put on during my pregnancy. Mysteriously though, I cannot fit into any of my old clothes.
Please let me know if you have any proven remedy for stretch marks!